I was about to walk down Skip Bayles Avenue just now, but it was too annoying.
I went to turn down the block, but S. Bayles said 'This isn't an avenue, it's a small goat track in the Peruvian Amazon.'
And I said, 'What? That's a ridiculous and indefensible position. Are you just being contrary to stir me up?'
Then S. Bayles replied, 'Why are you playing the race card?'
So I just gave up and never came back. Not worth it.