#1 - Non-Identical Twins

What the fuck is the point of non-identical twins? Can't we call them something else? Same day siblings or something like that? If you tell me you have a twin, and someone shows up up who looks nothing like you, we might fight. Because I got all fired up thinking about the hijinks we were going to pull and now I've got the identical-twin-caper-planning-equivalent of blue balls. Look, we here at FTF know it's not NIT's fault they're NI, but fuck 'em anyway. Sorry, we cant go making exceptions just for you. Or your brother who looks nothing like you.

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