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1. How long would you expect it to take to follow these instructions: "put on your shoes so we can go to the beach."
A. 90 seconds
B. 9 minutes
C. 90 minutes
D. This time span best measured in half lives
2. Which of the following actions are part of the obeying the directions above?
A. Putting swim goggles on the dog
B. Getting locked in the laundry closet
C. Sitting on the couch with your penis all over the place
D. Begging for a drink, then sobbing when the drink proffered turns out to be water
ANSWER: Ha! It's actually a trick question. The directive ""put on your shoes so we can go to the beach" is invalid and CANNOT be followed. If you got it right, congrats, you're a parent. You already have your prize(s).