#25 - The First Five Non-Food Things I Would Eat In An Emergency

5. My baseball glove. (A Nakona AMG1150. Made of kangaroo leather. This thing is so perfect it's like I found a genie in a bottle, and my first wish was to know what would really and truly make me happy, and then my second wish was for this glove.)

4. Motor oil (As a kind of energy shake, or drizzled over #3.)

3. Band Aids

2. My wife. (See #16)

1. The Taco Bell Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme